Get More Followers
posted 1 hour ago with 6,339 notes via happilysherlocked ( source klickklickklick )
posted 3 hours ago with 73,603 notes via andrewscottinmypants ( source jacuzziboy )





why is destruction so beautiful

because nature is taking itself back

you go nature

This flood killed 14 people and caused over $1 billion in damage but ok

posted 3 hours ago with 632,399 notes via drbennedict ( source consumeconsume )



Remember when spongebob committed murder, and bubble buddy just stood there and watched


did that fish just drown?

posted 3 hours ago with 238,570 notes via cumbersomecumberbatch ( source ruinedchildhood )
posted 5 hours ago with 12,524 notes via vanillish ( source lindsaychrist )


i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

posted 5 hours ago with 61,195 notes via drbennedict ( source naotakunn )



How we all look while trying to navigate adulthood

So accurate.

posted 5 hours ago with 58,851 notes via jenedict ( source zaiga )




fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

posted 5 hours ago with 228,825 notes via jenedict ( source classwarfairy )


when you were going to copy off ur friend but they didnt do the homework




posted 6 hours ago with 162,422 notes via cumbersomecumberbatch ( source hows )



posted 8 hours ago with 46,704 notes via itsforsciencejohn ( source tastefullyoffensive )