why is destruction so beautiful
because nature is taking itself back
you go nature
This flood killed 14 people and caused over $1 billion in damage but ok
Remember when spongebob committed murder, and bubble buddy just stood there and watched
did that fish just drown?
i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done
How we all look while trying to navigate adulthood
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping
when you were going to copy off ur friend but they didnt do the homework